Cambonkwig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered dryad.

Cambonkwig created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cambonkwig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cambonkwig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cambonkwig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cambonkwig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Hide if three voles approach from the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear white.