Jipvogdimhud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish crane.

Jipvogdimhud created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipvogdimhud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jipvogdimhud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jipvogdimhud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jipvogdimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always obey Jipvogdimhud's priests.