Fodlabdot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring mouse.

Fodlabdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodlabdot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fodlabdot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fodlabdot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fodlabdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.