Cibtonwap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable gorilla.

Cibtonwap created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibtonwap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibtonwap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cibtonwap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cibtonwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.