Dudtabflan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful dingo.

Dudtabflan created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtabflan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudtabflan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dudtabflan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dudtabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.