Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever wyrm.

Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Safjarngebtarpgatlinmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.