Vaggudwod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered lobster.

Vaggudwod created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vaggudwod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vaggudwod, it will turn you into a tree.

Vaggudwod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vaggudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.