Bafbonkfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Bafbonkfeb created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbonkfeb, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafbonkfeb, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafbonkfeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bafbonkfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always wear orange.