Hapxenmid Didhendit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring whale.

Hapxenmid Didhendit created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hapxenmid Didhendit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hapxenmid Didhendit, he will turn you into a rat.

Hapxenmid Didhendit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hapxenmid Didhendit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from violet mice, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Hapxenmid Didhendit.