Libgofpibpog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring finch.

Libgofpibpog created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Libgofpibpog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libgofpibpog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Libgofpibpog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Libgofpibpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.