Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited hare.

Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat, she will turn you into a plant.

Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat's Holy Commandments

1. Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat on top of important buildings.

3. Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Xuckdagnurl Hubcetgat eight times a day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.