Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured gnu.

Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif, he will turn you into a rock.

Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Himwanwap Taftantik Mancatmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never paint your feet yellow.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.