Veenflisbellgep is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonest seal.

Veenflisbellgep created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Veenflisbellgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenflisbellgep, he will send minions to preach to you.

Veenflisbellgep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Veenflisbellgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never write about amino acids.