Yokjapab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome gerbil.

Yokjapab created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokjapab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokjapab, she will turn you into a duck.

Yokjapab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yokjapab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.

3. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.