Gamcantam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful shrew.

Gamcantam created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcantam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamcantam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gamcantam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gamcantam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Never feed rice to grasshopers while wearing indigo jumpers.