Ciplimbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever rat.

Ciplimbab created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciplimbab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ciplimbab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ciplimbab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ciplimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the south.

4. Ciplimbab loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never sit near pigs.