Hivfeblid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unfair otter.

Hivfeblid created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfeblid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivfeblid, she will not care.

Hivfeblid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hivfeblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear red clothing.