Piggepgud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish goblin.

Piggepgud created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggepgud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Piggepgud, it will remove you from existence.

Piggepgud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Piggepgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.