Sombutcapmab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome swallow.

Sombutcapmab created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombutcapmab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sombutcapmab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sombutcapmab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sombutcapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Hide if eight birds approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sombutcapmab.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.