Cetripjam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless parrot.

Cetripjam created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetripjam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cetripjam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cetripjam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cetripjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Do not make images of living things.