Bissgudril is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous alligator.

Bissgudril created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgudril, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bissgudril, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bissgudril's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bissgudril's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bissgudril.