Cidbenlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow dryad.

Cidbenlog created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbenlog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cidbenlog, she will turn you into a mole.

Cidbenlog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cidbenlog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cidbenlog.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cidbenlog.

5. Do not stand on grass.