Naktan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever jellyfish.

Naktan created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Naktan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Naktan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Naktan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Naktan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.