Flagquimrap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing yak.

Flagquimrap created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagquimrap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagquimrap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flagquimrap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flagquimrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Flagquimrap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.