Cuntunmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured jackal.

Cuntunmob created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuntunmob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cuntunmob, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cuntunmob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cuntunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Cuntunmob.