Nartabbunlad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful dolphin.

Nartabbunlad created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartabbunlad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nartabbunlad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nartabbunlad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nartabbunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.