Flowxucklid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, smart dragonfly.

Flowxucklid created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowxucklid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowxucklid, she will ignore you.

Flowxucklid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flowxucklid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat green fruit.