Bogbansaw Witrull is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered fox.

Bogbansaw Witrull created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbansaw Witrull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogbansaw Witrull, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogbansaw Witrull's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bogbansaw Witrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.