Mabyikhangep is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical dove.

Mabyikhangep created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabyikhangep, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabyikhangep, it will torture you forever.

Mabyikhangep's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mabyikhangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.