Appyarlbab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving yak.

Appyarlbab created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appyarlbab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Appyarlbab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Appyarlbab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Appyarlbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near shrews.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always obey Appyarlbab's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Appyarlbab.

5. Always look after injured sheep.