Dussgesscet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic snake.

Dussgesscet created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgesscet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussgesscet, it will be very unhappy.

Dussgesscet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dussgesscet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.