Didbessvin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise donkey.

Didbessvin created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Didbessvin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didbessvin, she will turn you into a plant.

Didbessvin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Didbessvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.