Zodnabpib Sasflowten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate eagle.

Zodnabpib Sasflowten created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Zodnabpib Sasflowten, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodnabpib Sasflowten, it will torture you forever.

Zodnabpib Sasflowten's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zodnabpib Sasflowten's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear violet trousers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.