Fubmilsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful clam.

Fubmilsaf created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubmilsaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fubmilsaf, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fubmilsaf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fubmilsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubmilsaf.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.