Nutzodvagged is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring squirrel.

Nutzodvagged created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutzodvagged, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutzodvagged, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nutzodvagged's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nutzodvagged's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Nutzodvagged loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.