Davjipjam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful meerkat.

Davjipjam created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davjipjam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davjipjam, she will boil you in a big pot.

Davjipjam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Davjipjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.