Nutthotril is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witty dragon.

Nutthotril created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutthotril, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutthotril, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nutthotril's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nutthotril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.