Cimvonkleg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable unicorn.

Cimvonkleg created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimvonkleg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cimvonkleg, it will think nothing of it.

Cimvonkleg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cimvonkleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.

3. Cimvonkleg loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.