Wantonfarn Bellgenneg is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, ruthless
donkey.
Wantonfarn Bellgenneg created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wantonfarn Bellgenneg, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Wantonfarn Bellgenneg, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Wantonfarn Bellgenneg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Wantonfarn Bellgenneg's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Hide if six horses approach from the east.
3. Wantonfarn Bellgenneg loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.
4. Run away from fawn eagles, for they are unholy.
5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.