Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered wren.

Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart, he will boil you in a big pot.

Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Getyartcamtingetfublarpyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill birds.