Limpidpib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy crab.

Limpidpib created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limpidpib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limpidpib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Limpidpib's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Limpidpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never eat spinach.