Stanpidgess is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage salamander.

Stanpidgess created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanpidgess, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanpidgess, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stanpidgess' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stanpidgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Put Stanpidgess first in all things.