Habvanlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, clever dryad.

Habvanlib created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habvanlib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Habvanlib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Habvanlib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Habvanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help birds in need.