Afdutfly is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient narwhal.

Afdutfly created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afdutfly, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Afdutfly, he will manifest in front of you.

Afdutfly's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Afdutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.