Badfliglistwabhomhatman is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil monkey.

Badfliglistwabhomhatman created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Badfliglistwabhomhatman, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Badfliglistwabhomhatman, she will not care.

Badfliglistwabhomhatman's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Badfliglistwabhomhatman's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat figs.