Pibsatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pibsatgil created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibsatgil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibsatgil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pibsatgil's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pibsatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never wear indigo kilts.

4. Never jump near sharks.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.