Stip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain seal.

Stip created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stip, she will turn you into a snail.

Stip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Do not sit in public.