Vigbodsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced wasp.

Vigbodsaf created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigbodsaf, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vigbodsaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vigbodsaf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vigbodsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.