Yiksanpark is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind monkey.

Yiksanpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksanpark, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yiksanpark, he will not invite you to parties.

Yiksanpark's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yiksanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five whales approach from the south.

2. Put Yiksanpark first in all things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.