Moncubkop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil butterfly.

Moncubkop created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Moncubkop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Moncubkop, it will throw large rocks at you.

Moncubkop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Moncubkop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not speak about onions.